TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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lazerdude07 0
wow...best FML ever
dcam13 19
okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...
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Comments (261)
ACTriple3 5
You know if you press the shift key while in caps lock, the capital letters will be lower case... Just thought you should know. =) Hope this helped un-F**ing your life.
Nicrostar 0
Dump him and tell him to have fun with Hand-solo.
brianjman14 23
Haha, this one is actually funny. You could just try holding down the shift key, OP?
poptart10170 3
did you try saying please?
failtactular 0
this is so fake. it's obvious because every FML has to start out with "Today," it's already there for you. OP's FML starts out with TODAY,...
OCDC 9
There's absolutely no way OP could have accidentally deleted it, is there?! No, no, what am I even thinking?
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
so what if it's fake it's hilarious
KMilliron 2
If I wanted to be sympathetic to Japan I wouldn't waste my time commenting FMLs, I'd waste my time sympathizing. Nuclear power plants on a fault line is definitely YDI worthy.
Sirin_fml 47
I could ask you the same question.
gingerfied 0
Try pushing the shift key while you're typing. It will make he letters you want lower case.
braunwynn 5
youre an idiot op. the keys can pop out to be cleaned and popped back in. YDI for not knowing how to take care of a computer.
Drigr 9
you can plug a USB keyboard into a laptop dumbfuck
ChibiGirl5 0
HAHA THAT'S AWESOME