TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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lazerdude07 0
wow...best FML ever
dcam13 19
okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...
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Comments (261)
justysgirl 3
wow so funny.. NOT
kayluhchaos 0
it's pretty funny how many of you actually think that his cap lock button fell off.
pimpinpimp 2
lol when you start writng an fml it starts with "Today," but I like how you fixed that with your problem
Doortje 30
No, it doesn't. You have to type the whole FML yourself, including "Today" and "FML".
lionheart822 13
really? I'm not doubting you, but I just went to go see what it looked like if I posted and the "Today," was already written out...
nesha25 8
Stop yelling!
idkmylogin 0
youre retarded cus the "today" comes by default.. it shouldnt be capitalized.
SilenceIsSilver 0
OH I'M SORRY OP THAT MUST SUCK BUT HEY AT LEAST YOUR FML IS MORE NOTICEABLE THAN THOSE S1LLY LOWERCASE ONES:3
wisericky 12
i just disabled my caps lock cuz i press it by mistake alot.
cassbird09 12
Why does everyone think this is so funny?
tweetbaby14 18
because they probably laugh at everything. they're probably one of those people that laugh at pudding or the double rainbow idiot.
RogueLeader123 7
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
iamasophomore 0
OP should get a Mac.