TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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lazerdude07 0
wow...best FML ever
dcam13 19
okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...
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Comments (261)
jenna_rae 0
THIS IS GOIN ON MY FAVORITES :)
yazdmich 1
MINE TOO! :D
i_love_you87 0
LOL THAT'S FUNNY :D
EmoGiana 0
#33 is so right.. *High fives*
plasmicmac 6
#51 high fives her face
IStoleTheCookies 16
LOL ^win
Joeliette 0
Hahahhaha genius! First fml with 'today' in capital letters.
Acousticpixie14 6
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I had to run to the bathroom, I almost pissed myself. This is one of the best FMLs ever. P.S. Remove the plastic casing of the key, dumbass...
TheWorldGreatest 8
OMG that's so funny, best fml ever. And I have read plenty of them . Way to funny I told all my friends and they can't stop laughing.
wowzersselainee 0
Lmfaooo everyone probably thinks that ur either high outta ur mind, or ur trying to start something! ... that's an honest FYL moment! :D
KMilliron 2
When modding I usually get pissed at all cap FMLs. At least this one actually has a point to the caps. On screen keyboard? Dunno I'd that'll help or not.
jSOPURE 3
Hmm. Sticky keys? ;)
TrinityisLife 22
I guess a sock wasn't close enough :P
Wolfs_babygirl 10
Oh ho! I see what you did there... ah ha... I see what you did... you crack yourself up, don't you? :p
katlynmarie4 0
fake.
DreamRose 5
That is just so sad. :( Yeah, I agree your life sucks because a key on your laptop got stuck, forget what happened to Japan, because apparently, a stuck key on a keyboard is just more tragic..... Sad....... (sarcasm) Don't take it personally, but something like this isn't a big deal, well big enough that your life would be ruined. I mean you could press "Shift" and you will be able to talk in lower case letters...
Lady_Bee_fml 13
#46 lighten the hell up, it's a humour site. If you want sad meaningful shit go to MMT