TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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lazerdude07 0
wow...best FML ever
dcam13 19
okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...
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Comments (261)
5t3ff1k4h 47
114 - Thank you. I think we all got that.
ntglazier0216 0
thats not that bad a thing
CaptainPickles72 18
This is the most idiotic FML ever.
talktomandybaby 8
love the piccc :)
WoolyWhoop 7
winning
Mrsgarcia 3
Lame. Ydi for not using shift key.
trick619 0
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!! LOUD NOISES!!
talktomandybaby 8
haha , this actually made me NOT laugh . stupidest fml in the universe . ;)
dakotamacc 5
wow.. epic fail. your iPod doesn't have keys
Sirin_fml 47
You do realise that FMyLife.com is a website, and not just an application, right? And read the FML again; it clearly says "laptop" in there, you nitwit.
talktomandybaby 8
waiittt , i dont get it...
Cinn_fml 23
Sirin, you deserve many thumbs up on that comment. But, as a Mod, it's not allowed.
Sirin_fml 47
THANKS, CINN.
xxlivingcorpsexx 16
129- You sir, failed
estelleselene_CX 12
this FML is fckin hilarious!!!!
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
omg it's not the end of the world if a cap lock key gets stuck... Get over it, get it fixed, and if needed, go to the store, buy a can of keyboard cleaner (the kind wich uses air pressure to force the "gunk" out ) and get on with your life :3 it's not like your computer broke or is ruined