Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend's grandparents at church. After 5 minutes of catching up, my ex's frail grandmother asked me when I'm planning on "joining the family". I had to explain to them that their granddaughter had dumped me exactly 2 years before. She cried. FML
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Top comments
Kozmotis 8
At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman. Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(
SasaCeceGogo 18
You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!
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Comments (118)
D3ATHZ3RO 15
I smell a break up...
avapaige1234 19
Well he said "now ex-girlfriend" so obviously, it's a breakup. Duh
interesting33 37
It is possible she did not know how to handle emotion in general or it reminded her of something. But the way she acted was awful. I hope you have people who can support you. And that you work out why she said that.
avapaige1234 19
You could've said. Your face. Floor. Thud.
mageepaigeee44 15
You're all pussys. She sounds awesome.
Timber147 9
Get rid of her!
sugoine 12
Wow-that's really all I can say. Sounds like her concept of consoling is, well, WTF?! Glad you ditched that bitch, and my sincerest condolences. I lost my grandma 10 years ago, and it still gets me. So very sorry, darlin.
Eomlet 4
Well. Nice job kicking that asshole out..
threer 30
Interesting choice of words... Except she didn't specify who's mouth will be shot, now did she? >:::;)
luvpuppy 13
She was making a joke to cheer you up, but her joke was not well thought out.
Wu_tangclan 3
shotgun. her mouth. blam