Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend's grandparents at church. After 5 minutes of catching up, my ex's frail grandmother asked me when I'm planning on "joining the family". I had to explain to them that their granddaughter had dumped me exactly 2 years before. She cried. FML
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Top comments
Kozmotis 8
At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman. Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(
SasaCeceGogo 18
You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!
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Comments (118)
TwinkleToes7 15
Well definitely don't take her advice, she is stupid.
ozan4676 8
Ouch, what a evil bitch, she's one human I'd eat the **** out of!
kayteakay 26
What a ****. I'm sorry OP, you deserve better than that.
PonyTails13 3
at least you were smart enough to dump her
EmsyyyRose13 24
She's a bitch. No one should ever tell someone to kill themselves. I'm so sorry for your loss, OP. Be glad you dumped her.
cougar41 8
At least she's your ex she's a heartless ****
brinnablaine 22
That sucks OP. But at least now you know how heartless she really is and can find someone who will actually care about you. Sorry for your loss, but don't give up. The grief will ease and you'll have good days again.
dontgivafuk 9
pink hair is stupid.
buckdharma 38
When I read the word "glazed" it makes me think about donuts. When I think about donuts, it's a dozen or two. When I think "dozen" it makes me think about "dirty.'' When I think about dirty, i think about Ho Hos. Sorry op.
dontgivafuk 9
maybe op is one of those needy people who have a problem with everything. you know, one if those people who everyone is afraid to ask "how are you?" because they know it will just be a long barrage of sad boring stories about how terrible life is. I hate negative people.
davincidasecond 24
I would've told her to take her own advice. My condolences for your loss OP.