Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend's grandparents at church. After 5 minutes of catching up, my ex's frail grandmother asked me when I'm planning on "joining the family". I had to explain to them that their granddaughter had dumped me exactly 2 years before. She cried. FML
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Top comments
Kozmotis 8
At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman. Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(
SasaCeceGogo 18
You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!
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Comments (118)
Ashley868 10
Wow what a bitch. Glad to see she is an ex now.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
That bitch deserves to be single. Sorry, OP.
Kitten_Calderon 14
What the ****? If that's her advice she clearly has no idea how to cope with life! Here's my advice.. Try to just think about the good things you remember about her. It took me 6-7 years to finally get over the loss of mine.. For 2 years I lost the only thing I had left to remember her by. Then I was forced to go 'well okay I guess that's it, I need to forget her now.' Not forget her as a person but forget the loss of her. Oddly enough just as I did that I found the object in question while cleaning the house and it holds a lot of fond memories for me now :) think of her positively and remember the good things, the funny things, etc about her.. Mourn yes but don't mourn the loss of those things being gone. Nothing us ever truly gone of its in your heart and your memories. I can't tell you not to grieve. But I can suggest in your grieving try to find happiness and peace to, that you were blessed enough to have her in your life and all the nice memories you made.
BananerzFresh 12
Sorry for your loss.
shins 7
Maybe that's what she wanted to do to herself after hearing you whine.
hplover7 11
Good for you getting rid of her. She sounds so insensitive! So sorry to hear about your grandma :( I just lost mine and it is terrible
an3ph 20
I'll assume she meant her mouth.
msb0327 8
Well OP I say you made the right choice in making her your ex. That's truly cold hearted.
Omniprism 15
Phone call. Breakup. Yay.
ViviMage 40
Her butt. Curb. Kick!