Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Wow those people are so DIRTY :)
buckdharma 38
Do you clean clocks?
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Comments (58)
bobslawnservice 16
Hey, times are hard and we're all cleaning our own damn toilets.
tbon3r 15
is yours slogan " I clean doors,floors,windows,and you"?
tehdarkness 21
I hate the world today. Sex is great but nowadays everything is about sex all the time!
sicksadworld1317 30
Hit reply all: "No, no.... We need more lemon pledge."
seriouslygrowup 11
would like to see the ad posted; I suspect your incoherent ad might have looked like a sex ad. One person phoning would have been the odd-ball in the group, but 15 people misconstrued your ad as a sex ad?? you deserved it
pdp_fml 21
They could clean the house first and then do sex afterwards.
trey600rr 22
if you need the money why not, and I am sure there will be a mess to clean up afterwards!
VanessaNal 13
*borat voice* "naughty naughty..."
ulissey_fml 22
Beware, I've heard pervs do a lot of sexual brooming of young people over the internet.
Trevell 10
Notthenaughtymaid