Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Wow those people are so DIRTY :)
buckdharma 38
Do you clean clocks?
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Comments (58)
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Take it as a compliment :)
OysterPearls 33
Sexual harassment is never a compliment. Ever.
Queenie2014 11
No
sharkgirl4 23
They want you to polish their knobs.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
They just want to clean your pipes ;)
wanted_2_want 40
She's the with the cleaning service, not the other way around.
hippo1234 19
I mean, the pay is probably better....
baseball7117 3
Well what's ur username
kimg0885 23
Try getting cards made and then go around to any vacation/ leasing/ home management properties and passing out your card. That way they are legit customers who have more than one house for you to clean.
Dozer1988 14
Maybe the online ad service has a secret code so that when you post about cleaning it really means "you're down to get dirty."
Gweedo65 16
Is that honestly a bad thing?
limabeans101029 21
Yes. Clearly, OP wants to earn money by cleaning houses. Not by having sex with creepy strangers.
Queenie2014 11
Yes
gottahandittome 2
yes. yes, it is bad!
BrettB321 15
Hire them and give them the address to the local church cause they need Jesus.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why? Is he good at prostitution? .......and I'm about to be downvoted to death.
worldclassrager 41
Desperate that's for sure