Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML
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hpand 5
Repeat after me, this font is the real FML.
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
Still hate this font
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Comments (16)
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you have to stick with dirty underdrawers for now. Or stick to them, eeeeeeeewwww!
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
Still hate this font
hpand 5
Repeat after me, this font is the real FML.
weaboo 12
I’ll translate this for normal people who can’t read the shitty font: Today, I used a new fragrance free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash
CRC_101 31
If it burns, maybe you should consider the fact that perhaps it's not the detergent that's giving you a rash in that area...
slytheryn 14
Used up 89% of my brains energy trying to read this
Charlie Given 28
I had the same issues but it turned out I was allergic to synthetic fibers not detergents so I just ware all cotton clothes 😊
1ninjanina 7
Why is the font so terrible? It’s just cursive. No one can read cursive?
horsebabe86 11
You deserve it for using this font!
crsyldy 19
It’s not the cursive, it’s that’s it’s too small and horrible resolution, it’s blurry! Please please stop using this.