Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
texas_cowboi316 1
You totally deserve it LOSER!
TommyToes414 6
I agree with the OP. I have never liked any of the batman movies. I don't care what people think of me because of it, but being dumped and getting threats because of that is really sad. Everyone has the right to their own opinion and if you don't like it tough. Sending threats over a movie is sad and pathetic and I am sorry for that OP. Hope everything works out for you.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Just because it didn't follow the original storyline doesn't mean it wasn't awesome.
lacrossebabe23 4
I hated it too...your not alone
trueginger 1
Let people have their own opinions! That's such a terrible reason for a breakup! Though the batman movie was amazing...
KaayAyeeDee 1
It's Okay I Hated That Movie Too
Max1468 4
I, for one, loved it. Especially 8ane. 8th to each their own. That sucks though, an I hope the threats were kidding. D::::
firestarter15 2
**** you!!! BATMAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
kayomi 1
Well everyone has a right to their own opinion
Levvy 22
People are always ready to furiously defend things they had absolutely nothing to do with.