Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
Botanicas56 2
I get everyone has their own opinion but why do you need to post that on Facebook
ehllychan 10
Because Facebook is for that? Posting whatever you feel like? If people have the right to say they liked a movie, and even flood their friends walls with such posts, then they should expect people who didn't like it to also use their right to say so :/
ehllychan 10
You can think of it as a good thing too, in a way. Now you know better than waste time in a relationship with a fanatic retard and which ones of your "friends" you ´probably should never associate with again. Only thing worse than "fans" who think their object of fandom is 100% perfect instead of liking it with whatever small or big flaws it might have is "fans" like that that think every person in the universe must also think the same as them or die.
LilSista1394 6
I am a Fan of Batman & I know many others. Not all fans are gonna threaten you, so your argument is invalid! Thanks
karmicsamadi86 9
I gotta say, I wasn't a huge fan of it either, but I quickly shut my mouth as a roomful of people turned and glared at me.
FML12197 0
Maybe you didn't notice. ROBIN was in it!!
bladedrose 3
Except it's grown up robin, so it'll be Nighthawk ^.^
Mauskau 36
I only like batman from Sheldon in the big bang theory declaring he is batman. Havent seen the films, just like Harry potter, narnia and twilight. Possibly overhyped and I don't want them having my money :P
Warden1986 16
Yea, because twilight isn't over hyped at all....
kemando 22
Ydi. Dark knight rises was amazing
The_F3rris 11
Almost all movies today are crap. But continue to make those r-tards rich by seeing their lousy movies with no plot anyway.
frank48307 1
Your an idiot for thinking that movie sucks. That movie rocks ass.
ake072007 2
People seriously need to grow the **** up and realize people have different opinions. If your significant other dumps you over your opinion on something, then I say good riddance. It's called an opinion for a reason. It's gonna be unique to each individual person. I'm sorry you are surrounded by immature retards who can't see that. And this is coming from someone who likes the movie. So don't judge me.
Mantar11 0
Batman is the greatest hero of all time sir...though the dark knight rises was the biggest let down of my life.