Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
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mskeptik 12
"Doctor, do these remarks have anything to do with my medical examination? If they are, could you please be more specific since I am struggling to understand how this is related? If they are not, could you please try to focus on your professional responsibilities? Thank you for understanding." I am not sure how else I would say "you suck" nicely and politely.
spinspinsugar 12
that's creepy. I'd be looking for a new doctor
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mskeptik 12
"Doctor, do these remarks have anything to do with my medical examination? If they are, could you please be more specific since I am struggling to understand how this is related? If they are not, could you please try to focus on your professional responsibilities? Thank you for understanding." I am not sure how else I would say "you suck" nicely and politely.
RichardPencil 32
These are crazy times! A compliment is now an FML? Yeah, I'll agree that being called a "specimen" is awkward, but the doctor was essentially inviting you into his family. Why not give the son a chance? Having a doctor in the family can be very handy.
mariepastyglue 30
You are gross
RichardPencil 32
What seems to be the problem? I'd agree if it were a pelvic exam or a mammogram, but eugenics based on an abdominal exam seems to be fair game.
JackWood 21
Creepy, he didn't offer you lotion for your skin did he?
spinspinsugar 12
that's creepy. I'd be looking for a new doctor
AmbrosiaFan 19
Report him. That's unacceptable.
mccuish 25
Perfect specimen seems like something you’d hear in a horror movie
TheSminty1 17
So? How'd the date go?
Kyle Bohnet 2
That is inappropriate and unprofessional from a medical profession.