Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
v1k1rox 12
Well YDI cause you posted your opinion the Internet...duh people can't have opinions. But honestly your significant other isn't worth your time.
SmilelikeNiallH 8
Fyl that just sucks. The people who sent you thereats because you didn't like a ******* movie aren't really friends. As for your ex, your better of without him/her. You're entitled to your own opinion and no one should say that about anyone's!
laurenlovesjb 20
Actually, I loved the movie, but there were random plot turns added, which didn't come into play later hardly at all!!! So OP, I said FYL:)
Oceanlondon 5
I guess your boyfriend was secretly bat man.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, sometimes people don't wanna hear it unless they ask. Sorry OP YDI
IntoTheClouds 42
#110, then you shouldn't be on Facebook if you don't to read about people's opinions. How does he deserve being threatened with death because he doesn't like Batman?
alrightmylover 5
I hated it too. It was shite! And anyone who threatens you over a difference opinion over a film needs to get a greater grip on reality!
MangaManiacNat 13
I can see your point, it was a good stand alone film but it didn't stack up well compared to the comics and also frankly the music was overly played to the point where it was hard to hear what people were saying. Also Bane, the reverberation through his mask and his accent made it really hard to understand him; I had to double take everything he said. I mean there is setting up a character but frankly the character needs to be understandable otherwise it falls flat. So if they made everyone easier to hear and understand I would have liked it a lot more. Otherwise decent film, Anne Hathaway was a really great Catwoman I think.
zandalee 20
She was wasn't she. Very strong and sexy I thought...
lylotrezor 20
Welcome to the real world.
reject214 10
Actually, the story was weak. And everyone knows that football stadium is Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, not Gotham City. Sheeh.
MandyLovesJason 0
Why the fu**would ppl say he deserved it? We all have our own opinions so f#?*% all of em OP
sammieshortcake 15
If you're going to imply cussing, please just cuss. "F}%*^>^!|¥+€€]$@" just makes you look stupid.