Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Top comments
Thegoofygoober 15
the power of christ compels you!
feven 32
That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
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Comments (61)
Thegoofygoober 15
the power of christ compels you!
PhantomKitty 26
Oh, does it? Does it really?
PhantomKitty 26
"Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? Guess what? It's not that compelling." Edit: Sorry, got the lines wrong the first time!
NomeDMF 17
That's not the point.
gracehi 33
PhantomKitty is quoting a movie, just so everyone knows.
PhantomKitty 26
Thanks 31! The movie is called "This Is The End." :)
MariahJoy97 16
That quote is from The Exorcist. How do you not know that!?
thefmlman2011 37
Holy Shit! that's intense! I hope your alright OP.
swenny_xoxo 18
*you're
LPac5295 27
Good Lord! Hope you're alright OP! The holy spirit must have been going wild in her!
wow2mylife 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I accidentally unlike it sorry I ment to like
moodyreallyrocks 27
OP hope you're well..
watermelon15 35
That's kinda random
mariusakke 15
Long time since i had a laugh so good becouse of a FML ... hope u'r ok ... you made my day ... :))
feven 32
That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
chuka81 27
You mean that's what happens when a Coked up person catches the Holy Sprite, because..., you know... Pepsi.
metalcrazed 21
Never had a holy sprite are they a more spiritaul soda
tigerisabelle 31
holy Sprite is like holy water it's just got a few more calories and it's fizzier.... Jesus made it because He realized nobody in America drank water anymore
By_The_9 13
The Holy Sprite, crisp, cool, refreshing, and caffeine free!
kurodansei 16
Praise your thirst
sun_shine417 10
you sound like you go to a Pentecostal church
jimeple 12
Was this the same woman that you pissed off and she's faking "The Holy Spirit made me do it" bit?
Light_My_Afire 6
More like Holy Spite... not spirit-filled but spiteful.
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Blasphemy