Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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2fknreaL 0
So what is the problem? The ball did the work for you.
login6437 0
Probably because it was a zit.. Just a thought.
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Comments (85)
starkidbailey 0
Well, that's disgusting. how did you get hit in the face though? I play volleyball, and you're allowed to use your hands to prevent the ball from hitting your face.
scotty1234 0
SCORE!!!!!!!!!
Poetry 0
this is a comination of highly unlikley events, whomever moderated this FAIL oh and I think number 4 your even more full of it than the one who came up with this story FML
wriptidez 0
ouch
iSpasticFantasti 14
I now have a slowed down version of this in high definition playing repeatedly in my mind. Yes my imagination has a HD option, bask in it's glory, baskkkk in it. Damn you imagination stop being so revolting. :S
rawrgirl13 0
narrssy
MyDearBear 4
Nice match! :D
chlolzah 0
That iz DISGUSTING! EEEWW!
insanelyXnikki 18
Haha honestly that's pretty great.
ManBroSkiGirl 10
I don't think anyone realizes that it was probably unoticeable that it popped. I mean.. How big can a zit get!?