Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today my husband went to buy a car from some guy from Facebook. He ended up giving the guy $1000 upfront before receiving the title or bill of sale. So now, we have a car we can't use, we're completely broke now, and the guy is ghosting us. FML
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
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Fml37 0
I think that you shouldn't let your husband anywhere near a computer anymore.
I_have_no_clue 0
You should have married his smarter, better looking brother.
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Comments (102)
DrunkenSuka13 0
that sucks :(
Sandsjuh 0
ydi for being scammed
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Dollars4Gold anyone?
SmylieVyrus 0
get back in the kitchen and stop trippin!
VampireKiller59 0
ya i got scam texts
SmylieVyrus 0
In Soviet Russia, online scams fall for you.
hellokittywhore 0
hahaha I love the Soviet Russia jokes :D
potterwatch 0
no one should fall for online scams. you can tell they are not legit. a simple google search may also shed light on anything suspicious.
KiwiLime 0
8: op didn't get scammed, her hubby did. how does she deserve that? though your husband is incredibly dumb for falling for it, op..
FunnyWeasel 7
YDI, it's 2010 and people still fall for online scams?
my_fml_account 2
she deserves it for marrying someone dumb enough to fall for online scams.
BallinJ 0
did someone from nigeria contact him?? lol! ydi for being married to an idiot.
InDenial 6
YDI because your husband fell for an online scam leaving you 1450.00 in the negative. You get paid tomorrow and most of your money is going to cover that debt. FML I bet that scam is nice and moist.
okieraider71 4
Proof yet again--Common sense is not so common anymore.
atomicwedgie4u 0
stop your husband from ever using the computer again or the next thing you know you might have a new Russian bride at your door.
inferno2080 0
#13 me too but that one was just terrible
bashehm 0
13. you're hot just thought you'd like to know
mustardcat 1
husbands are still little kids in the head. was it dollars4gold?
djbrooke12345 0
9- fail. it's CashForGold.
Radi0Waves 0
nope because cash4gold = real dollars4gold = scam try again next time.
Arrogance_fml 0
69 you aren't Kesha so stop taking pics like her
DaTruth1222 0
12 haha you smack
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
69 (lol) There is two, one is CashForGold the other one is DollarsForGold, with Anthony Sullivan :]
sasonzal 4
bitch he's probably responsible for more then half of your money,and the paycheck your talking about is probably from he's job not yours so quit bitching
Fml37 0
I think that you shouldn't let your husband anywhere near a computer anymore.
elmo6 0
#9~ lmao
anlhawks 5
op tell your husband "hey gullible is written on the ceiling" if he falls for it you have a dumb hubbby.
LeoFML 1
I thought no one falls for that anymore...
Roflmaaark 0
You look like a strangely developed six year old.
SmylieVyrus 0
agreed. he can barely see out the window. lol. FHL
nmsm 1
who cares?
3son_fail3 0
he looks normal to me....
FunnyWeasel 7
Apparently SmylieVyrus & Roflmaaark
InDenial 6
He looks like a miniature version of Randy Orton. Just sayin'.
xsam4296x 0
Hahaha! Omg #43! But yeah. Op's husband must be dumb. :P
conversesk8er 0
wow nice job
MzKajla 0
that sucks big time.. I know how you feel though
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having interweb access; if you didn't have that, he wouldn't have fallen for the online scam. Duh! YDI for being married to a sucker.
Cupcakeshizz 0
hmmmm... I wonder what scam it was..
mitchie11 0
it was prob something like www.justinbeiberconcertIMMASTEALURSHIT/tickets.com
ZleveL 0
1 year of "hq" **** for $99 and after you pay you find out it's ********** >:| let's just say it's happened...
grigz 0
and you're complaining because...? just kidding. that's pretty ****** up.
zach55 0
...SURPRISE!!! you won two tickets to see Justin bieber concert on Sunday!!! click here to confirm!!! *looks around* ......*click* YOU NOW HAVE TO PAY ME $1450!!! have a good day.
Efilyn 0
Don't let your husband fall for scams then. Monitor him or teach him. Whatever works.
mitchie11 0
how the eff do you get scammed?? I NEVER have been able to understand how naive and retarded some people have to be to get hacked/phished/scammed. Husband you say? wow you married a REAL winner..