Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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Comments (431)
daxter136 0
maybe he likes to show off for you
alexxss_fml 10
one tooo many comments. stupid iPhone -_- sorry :/
_YeahImMe_ 0
wow, stalker much?
inkblotdrummer 6
freakin stalker much?? he should be the one posting on here
DaJavelin 0
He should of left a time he was going to be back.
dede9_fml 0
Thats really funny!!! That would have been very considerate :p
applesauce123 3
creeeeepppeeeerrrrrr
LoveLikeWo971414 0
stalker much? rofl
HJ0HN50N 4
Go ask the dude out if he knew about you and hasn't closed the blinds yet he obviously doesn't mind. maybe even likes you give it a shot. you rarely get something you don't ask for
priscillabrooke 0
alright, ydi. it's okay to look once just to try them out or whatever, (I don't know why you used your neighbors house, though.)but the fact that you kept looking every night, knowing he was putting on a show makes you really creepy.. lol
ankoku 2
Tape a dollar and a note to his door that says "stay in tonight"