Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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Comments (431)
FTW567 0
That's not stalker at ALL.
lmaoatall 6
ok op, this is what you do. stop peeping on him for a few days. he will be aware of your absents, look with a pair of binoculars, only to find your note, sorry, found someone else with bigger, better muscles to stalk and creep on. but thankyou for all those shows. I hope you understand.
BrittRoxx101 7
no offense but wuts tht word when ur in ur house alone..? oh yea PRIVACY!! woow stalker MUCH??!
Person1233 13
If he wants privacy, he shouldn't flex in his window.
lmaoatall 6
he was doing it on purpose.
transilvanianson 3
haha that's freaking great, added to favorites
cheerleader1011 0
I don't understand this?
SteelCladAngel 0
so does her hair color
dancerNsinger4li 0
Umm Im a cheerleader and I get straight As...stupid steriotypical people.
sourspraykay 8
*stereotypical
missdestinfl2010 0
LMAO
missdestinfl2010 0
that spell check says it all hun.
slinkydee 2
I'm guessing you failed English though?
LadyGore 12
Your hair color explains it all
Snowbat4u 10
a peeping Tom!
ayooBrandon 12
No it's a Tom peeping
AcidRaen 4
do the creep? lol
Imgonnahaveabf 9
You guys make a great couple. Go out on a date and listen to A Thousand Miles on the way.
sweeetboy 5
Is op a guy or girl?
cabbitt 0
Why not just go over and ask for a show in his livingroom?
ezgrl95 0
f your life?! f HIS life; he's got a stalker!