Today, I had a good day at work. I got all of my stuff done, I got to eat, and I got to clock out on time. It only became a bad day when I was told by my boss that today was my day off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited to finally take a day off work and relax at home. However, as soon as I was on the couch to Netflix and chill with my cat, I got a call from my boss saying I was needed at the office to fix a major issue. I ended up spending the entire day at work and didn't get to enjoy my "day off." FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Make sure you note that on your performance review. Even if your work is mediocre, management loves the worker bees who come in in their day off. Way to go, you busy beaver!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Was this before or after you accidentally drank your isopropyl alcohol? Either way, it hasn't been your week, has it?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Was this before or after you accidentally drank your isopropyl alcohol? Either way, it hasn't been your week, has it?
emeraldapostle 18
After, but no, it hasn't
draftskink 23
After you coming out?
RichardPencil 32
Make sure you note that on your performance review. Even if your work is mediocre, management loves the worker bees who come in in their day off. Way to go, you busy beaver!
Lukr 8
Well at least you left a good impression for management by coming on your day off, that can't be bad...
whiskey'swino 15
At least you have a days pay for your efforts.
RichardPencil 32
You’re hoping they are not salaried where your compensation is not linked closely with pay.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Well, at least you're ahead on work and look good to your bosses Assuming you still get paid hopefully
marcy_89 8
What’s this eating and clocking out on time that you speak of?? Lol
Yudith 28
Now you will have to take a day off when you're scheduled to work. Keep that in mind in case of flu, hangover, cold, important sports game or your cousin's wedding.