Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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breathemein 10
creeep?
jillianmathers12 13
Let me guess? Your name is Tom, peeking Tom?
lidemocr 0
it's peePing Tom...
smartypants96 3
fail..
bobbymullet 11
I think he knows what it is. he made a joke. idiotsssss.
smartypants96 3
I don't know if that would be considered 'creepy' because he was flexing for her and was aware of it happening. But then again.. every night, and looking in a window... seems weird. I mean if they had a 'thing', wouldn't he ask her out or something?
missdestinfl2010 0
whether he didn't mind or not, it definitely hit creeper status. and I don't know what's more creepy about it, the fact that she watched him every night, or the fact that she used binoculars.. must have been funny seeing her with rings around her eyes in the mornings!
smartypants96 3
i have agree, i mean he wanted something more, he would have asked her out.. thats just creepy of OP. goshhh...
saIty 17
The gun show will be an extra $5.99 next time.
coltsrock37 15
he is the genius and you are the master stalker OP, fyl
ckr911 5
why would you sit they and watch him?
benjimm1 0
to **********… derrr
morganxangela 0
This is why you don't stalk hot people. Haha I'm just kidding.
jglenn88 0
we have the same birthday.
ckr911 5
/creeper/
jglenn88 0
I'm just sayin!
morganxangela 0
38- Errmm..yours says 02/05...mine is 06/07?
morganxangela 0
Umm...yours says 02/05...mine is 06/07?
jglenn88 0
hmmmm no shit... oh I mixed up the day and the month. lol my baddd
morganxangela 0
Okie Dokie.
jglenn88 0
and btw anyone know how to messagebon this site? I'm new so idk how to.
jglenn88 0
your kinda being a stalker so it's your fault for him finding out. really that stupid on your part. maybe just go and talk to him instead?
promisekept 2
Well wasn't that nice of the neighbor to give you a heads up so you didn't wait around for the show.
Gia1o 4
I don't think she's stalking him... she has a crush so she's checkin him out lol..
MrSexyPants 14
She's checking him out every night...without fail.. That's stalkerish.
izzy7 11
Doesn't checking out the same person at the same time every day because you know their schedule kind of define stalker?