Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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Comments (431)
imnotcraZ 0
stalking your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date. do I just wait in your neighbors lawn with my camera ready and your camouflage on...
RuCheezBurger 10
DO THE CREEPA!
SteelCladAngel 0
just pointing this out...OP did not state gender so why is everyone assuming OP is a female? op could very well be a gay male, as could flexy muscly guy.
izzy7 11
Op's gender doesn't make the stalking any less creepy.
SteelCladAngel 0
I didn't imply that ops gender made it any less creepy...
IloveyouJon 11
it's because people assume everybody is straight
BeatlesObsessed 12
That's not creepy at all.
04SmileyRylee 7
well aren't you quite the creeper haha! stop starring and go and tlk to him lol don't be the weird girl nxt door that likes to watch their neighbors:)
shekerah 0
stalker statue!!!smh son
babymaee 0
creeper.
ayooBrandon 12
how awkward must have that been. wonder what will happen the next time he tries to peep
jackrileymac 4
damn just ask the dude out
nicefacekidd 4
Wtf? Creep.