Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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Comments (431)
AnagenisisZagus 13
Find a new hobby, OP. That is quite pathetic, man.
fijianchick 0
stalker much?
lovelylittleme 0
CA REEP EHH! just sayin..
AreYouRetarded 4
No, that's just plain weird. Rofl
mazochyst 10
agreed
sk8rchick97 0
lol yeah that's sooo true
mrtoby 0
it's not creepin if he's doin it for her lol.
enditall0 1
ya lol it kinda sounds like he KNEW he was bein watched but still continued to do it ;) so he might like an audience
greg84_fml 21
Am I the only one who thinks that's hot. I mean, sounds like the guy likes to put on a show for op.
rebeldevil 4
tushé
JackDaniels10 0
that must be the case if he knew about it and never called the cops..however, it's still a bit disturbing OP lol
RixXion 0
you realize it's touché right?
BBYgirl_22 3
very lol
MrSassypants 34
According to Drake and Josh it is toosh. 8) Am I the only one who remembers that?
JackDaniels10 0
deffinaty commented on the wrong post lmao sorry every that was supposed to be to 14s post lol my bad...
hall1234 0
he musta liked it
stormchaser24 24
you where stalking him, and he knew too so idk. you like him and he likes you I think. he was nice enough to leave a note.
cacheson 42
They should just go out then, and skip the awkward stalker dance.
Calyx_fml 22
Next time set up a lawn chair outside his window.
Glitterhinoceros 14
That's a better idea, binoculars are for losers.
taazer 12
next time climb upto his window and crawl in and dance with him :P
mintcar 10
You're a creep. YDI.
JennaMason 6
that's so hilarious! atleast he has a sense of humor. :)
JennaMason 6
and he obviously likes it when you watch him or he wouldn't flex for you every night!
jglenn88 0
ya haha maybe she's a lot younger and he just thinks it's cute.
SteelCladAngel 0
op did not state their gender op may be a male
jglenn88 0
wow... that makes it different
DudeBTM 8
Well, he was nice enough to leave you a note even though you've been creeping.
iEatGuppies 0
time to get a life besides creeping on neighbors.