Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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Top comments
FelicityWishes 32
Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?
lexiieeex3 32
Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.
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Comments (34)
coltmerriman 15
Wow... She doesn't even care?
lexiieeex3 32
Well she definitely cares that Leo won the Oscar.
hellnosucka 27
she's just trying to understand why op passed out. Leo's Oscar seems like the most obvious reason.
tomvertigo 17
[SARCASM] She cares avoid the right things, anyways. [/SARCASM]
Maximusmime 20
That sucks man. Hope your girlfriend realized how shallow that was!
Xandrick 22
She sure knows how to ask the important questions...
lexiieeex3 32
Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.
BeastyMcbeast 19
I took this more so as a "wow did you pass out because you heard leo won an oscar" sort of situation. Like jokingly attributing his passing out to hearing such suprising news rather than her just going off topic and disregarding him. Personally I would've assumed the former idea and laughed it off because that's not a half bad joke.
katachristic 19
Plot twist: he actually did pass out cause Leo won an Oscar and she knocked him out again.
thestoryofacaleb 14
She was probably just trying to cheer you up by not talking about it.
hun3y206 23
Dump her.
razoray9 22
Why is that everybody's first response these days
MandieL 27
Because people are lazy.
Dilexar 26
Never come to FML for relationship advice.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, your girlfriend suuuuure knows how to prioritize.
Bandicoot88 16
Let Leo have this one
iamdorkette 12
Maybe she was trying to be funny? Leo won an Oscar and you almost passed out. ...It was a crappy response, in any case.
FelicityWishes 32
Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?
vikky538 29
Yah may be.
thebiteof87 27
That was my first thought too