Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
BadKneeBackAndSinuses
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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BighornB 0
More H2O, less **** an more pussy
cat716 2
Suck it up. I have 12 in my body and I'm only 21. I got my first one at age 14. Either figure out whats wrong or quit complaining.
phxffemt 0
Happens to everyone dumb ass
inertiad 1
That sucks, but you really don't have it that bad. My boyfriend's had 4 kidney stones since January. He's only 20 and he's been getting them since he was 9.
AnwarK95 1
Sorry for the unintentionally accidental spam :o
smileyysss 0
get over it! i pass over 20 A DAY. not because of what i drink, because i have a disease. put that in your pipe and smoke it bitch..
JNor99 0
Yeah, change up your diet, less salt, soda, etc. I feel your pain I had a 10mm kidney stone that they had to operate on by using sound waves, not only did it bruise my side but I still had to pass all the little stones still.
Nicnats 3
get checked for P.K.D. that could be why
Redheadedrage 5
No shit idiot. Start drinking water and stop with the pop. Eat a healthy diet and don't eat shit all the time.
SaiTiffeh 10
You've got it lucky. My boyfriend gets at least 2 a year. He's 40 and has had 56 kidney stones to date since he was in his early 20's. The doctors are stumped as to why it keeps happening and dietary changes don't help. Try cutting out sugar and drinking more water, it's the only thing that's helped my boyfriend.
Nicnats 3
does he have pkd or something?
SaiTiffeh 10
Nope. Doctors are stumped. He hasn't had one now since last year which is good though.