Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
BadKneeBackAndSinuses
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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pottsandpans 0
if you get them that young then you'll have them a lot in life...nothing you can really do
hyden121 2
Change your lifestyle. Workout more, better diet, and reduce stress...
tuckerharbaugh 0
workout more? I think you said that to make people look at your profile pic.
Rene_North 1
Try the detox diet. It is a diet where you do not eat any salts, trans fats, dairy products, and other things. Try this for three months to clean out your body of a lot and you will lose some considerable weight. When your piss is clear and does not smell is a sign that your kidneys are clean. Also your ***** would come out smoother.
leadman1989 16
Who said op was over weight? Why are you making baseless assumptions?
TheRealEllieSan 9
No one said op was overweight, it was a suggestion to help prevent kidney stones.
jaybirdrampage 0
Not fun pissing them out.. I had that happen , so I know the feeling .. I had them when I was 30 , lower the sodium , drink lots of water with a lemon wedge
skinthesnakes 6
you're 30 and have a profile pic like that, bravo.
oops_im_fucked 8
Lemon wedge... Classeyyyy
oops_im_fucked 8
Lemon wedge... Classeyyyy
oops_im_fucked 8
I'm sorry idk why it posted this twice.
abastard 3
I got one when i was 16. But that is personal. You need to eat more carefully , reduce your stress and DRINK WATER. Since i got 3 stones in BOTH my ******* kidneys, i drink water, at least 2 liter per day. Since then, i have no kidney stones.
EmJoann 0
Be glad u don't have to pass at least 3 year and I'm only 20 been doing it for half my life. Remember it can always be worse
bilboatthehpac 0
Age has nothing to do with it. Diet is everything. I've had them, multiple times. I added more water and juices to my diet and they haven't come back.
Iheartfunny 1
I honestly have no funny comments for this. Sorry sbout your problem OP
orchadork4 7
I had them when I was 14. The doctor prescribed me calcium supplements, and then a month later, still taking them, I was alone in the house and it felt like I was delivering a baby! it hurt so bad!
BoredomCentral 8
On your profile it says you're "13 3/4". Just pointing it out :)
orchadork4 7
it's my cousins old one. she let's me use it.
loserman67 36
Hydrate, hyrdate, hydrate and beer does not count. Lots of water and Cranberry juice too! And maybe jerk-off a little less