Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
BadKneeBackAndSinuses
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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Bigqjmcgeorge 1
Drink water you dumb ass
breakinbrooke 4
You know what really sucks? Being 17 and having surgery to remove your first two kidnesy stones, only to go back two days later and discovering you have another. I don't drink pop or energy drinks.
awh_crap 17
The fact you are of that age is fine... I'm 16 and I've had quite a few... Just drink lots of water. Very painful though! I sympathise quite so.
Jimboom 12
Thats what you get from getting stoned all the time
KHS_01 1
I passed my 1st at 19... and quite a few in the past 8 years. Give up Caffeine.. and Drink A LOT of water!
lksdliz 9
You have my utter sympathy. I have delivered three kids, and passed one kidney stone. I'll take being in labor any day.
Houdinipop 0
Really 3 in 2 years..... That's not a lot... I know someone who has the weekly and is in their twentys. Stop complaining!
donnie111 12
What happens in California.. Stays in Hollywood
bycf 0
Take care man! Hope this not come back to u again. Btw, take more water....
gibb_fml 0
Cry me a river. I pass 10+ a year and have for the past 25 years.