Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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moomoomeow2 7
I'm really sorry.
dancerchic2014 0
I've already passed two. I'm 15. And I don't drink pop. It sucks.
rrracheljoan 0
Dude, stop complaining. My boyfriend is 19 and has passed 5. And he has two right now. One is 9mm and the other is 7mm. So, hush.
eeaglet94 0
if it makes you feel better i had two in seventh grade right after having shingles and imphetigo
miss_persephone 6
My mom has them right now, he says alot of it has to do with heat and not staying hydrated.
dee0224 3
Age has nothing to do with it.. I use to pass one very few months. Passed my first one at the age of 22 and now I'm 31. Change your diet. Drink more water. Maybe pay a visit to the urologist. Possible you need medication to prevent the problem.
dee0224 3
Uric acid can also be in your urine causing stones... Don't talk unless you know what it is your talking about.
immortal628 20
I've never had one myself, but I've heard people call it the male equivalent of giving birth.
luckoirish14 6
Change your diet
ultra_notorious 26
try drinking more water and less sugary drinks, that should def help