Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, I bought Valentine’s Day cupcakes in advance, knowing they were going to be sold out by then. I put them in the fridge, still wrapped in their plastic bag, with a Post-it that said, “Don’t Touch.” Apparently, this didn’t stop my wife from eating all 12 mini cupcakes because she “was hungry.” FML
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Charlie Given 28
Wow don't you live with some assholes,but easy way to find out who's doing it go get some chocolate ex-lax and make frosting put it on the cupcakes and leave them out and let the fun begin 🤣😈 O ya the most important thing is to make sure there's no toilet paper too 😇
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's the one with frosting around their mouth.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
It's the one with frosting around their mouth.
Charlie Given 28
Wow don't you live with some assholes,but easy way to find out who's doing it go get some chocolate ex-lax and make frosting put it on the cupcakes and leave them out and let the fun begin 🤣😈 O ya the most important thing is to make sure there's no toilet paper too 😇
pinilicious 19
Came here to say exactly this.
vegantreegirl 26
I know you're probably joking, but I believe intentionally tampering with people's food is illegal in a lot of places. However, if you label them as your food and they still eat them. Well, that's not your fault. ;) I am not a lawyer though, so double check before you take my word for it.
WeirdUS 30
You are correct tampering with food is illegal and can get the person assault & battery charges.
tounces7 28
Tampering with someone ELSE'S food is Illegal. Tampering with your own, not so much. And you can do it in a way that could be played off as your own personal tastes, like adding some extremely hot ghost pepper sauce into the frosting. They can't prove you don't just like your cupcakes spicy.
Gabbz737 12
yes🙌
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
just how many house mates do you have?
Cali 57
Plot twist: OP lives alone.
RichardPencil 32
You should go around licking your housemates and the one who’s into it is your culprit.
skippydoda 32
Maybe it's like Murder On the Orient Express. They all did it.
ameliakate 9
“Brendan hahahahah” I stalk