Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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thepersonyouknow 9
They were probably trying to do it without being jerks
TrueTriage 16
Boyfriend: Babe I need to talk to you about something OP: Me too! But first a magic trick! Boyfriend: Ok..? OP; Abra, Kadabra, you're single. Bitch.
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Comments (119)
fCkLoveJustEat 6
Well, that's a family of assholes right there.
SystemofaBlink41 27
He could've just been looking for advice, y'know...
Royo24 11
You can never trust stepmoms, OP. Hope you find someone with nicer parents.
QuinnyZebrass 11
Where did you get stepmoms from?
Mr_Satan 11
You didn't hear? Marriage is out, and girlfriend is now legally binding. Trust me, you can't put it on the internet if it's not true.
bazingabitches 17
That's horrible. So sorry op. But dump his ass.
Alihb 16
Oh she did. read her user name
Talooka 10
Now you can plan an epic response. Hit'em where it hurts most - his ego
McNikk 15
That might be kind of harsh. Did you not consider that maybe he has a good reason to break up?
KLeePrice 11
They obviously have been together for awhile if she thought marriage. If anything, he shouldn't be talking to his mother about breaking up but to his girlfriend about what bothers him.
Talooka 10
Lol yeah, I guess. Just the way she said "planning something for me" and how she thought it was marriage led me to assume that they were excited about it
st333ph 12
be the dumper, not the dumpee
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow. Break up with the crazies Hun you don't need that in your life
perdix 31
Something sounds vaguely creepy about this mother-son convo. Do we have any Freudians out there with some analysis?
Freethaawave 19
Looks like Mamas Boy syndrome.
evilplatypus 39
Looks like a reasonable adult seeking advice from someone he loves and trusts.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Personal experience?
blessedbylife 6
its smart to seek a womans perspective when dealing with with another, especially when trying to find a proper way to end a relationship
M3DIC4T3 29
How is that payback? The best payback is for him to see OP happy and successful without him, and his meddling mother.
bosox17 6
What did you do?
Zeishah 26
well op, you wouldnt want such a mamas boy anyway.