Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Top comments
thepersonyouknow 9
They were probably trying to do it without being jerks
TrueTriage 16
Boyfriend: Babe I need to talk to you about something OP: Me too! But first a magic trick! Boyfriend: Ok..? OP; Abra, Kadabra, you're single. Bitch.
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Comments (119)
chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he and your mom are... Well... You know... UGH YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER OP
lonelyman36 12
Nice cowardly boyfriend you got there. If I were his mom I'd tell him to grow a pair and do it himself.
lincolnick4 19
How to lose a girl in 10 days
kelseythompson 27
plan it out? why wouldn't he just come out and say it...
smacky187 9
Thats funny that he did that
Julianne_sings 10
Why would he discuss something like that with you in hearing range? Some people have no sense.
blessedbylife 6
thats what I was thinking
TheWorldGreatest 8
I hate mean mothers
maraka_musso_fml 16
Never date a momma's boy; never. Anyway, I don't think you're losing much. If he needs his mother to plan a break up, how will he manage when he'll get married or have kids...
blessedbylife 6
it is a proven fact that a man who has a close relationship with his mother is more likely to treat a woman better. besides with a mommas boy you know your important if he puts you before her
Kk_Waylen24 21
Dump him first! And make it embarrassing, like in public:)
CanadianCutie22 16
that's terrible ! he's not worth keeping around