firethorn
United States
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
Old dog, new tricks
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Disturbed son
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
I keep failing it all
Vilnius, Lithuania
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
sadSarah
New York, United States
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
SAM
United States
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Amazon Ruined My Life
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
bad blood, no shit
United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
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Ruff_fml 3
She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?
CRrawsum 7
Atleast she got you something...
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EvanAGD 7
if you don't want it i'll take it! haha
Glidefedt 6
omg.. my entire family forgot about that.. or maybe its diffrent in europe...?
hatepineapple 14
Ugh. Where do you people come fro- *looks at state* Oh that explains everything.
john_wolffe 2
**** HER
sweetsourangel 1
She wanted to show you how hot she was. How disturbing. Your poor wife is probably sooo embarrassed. I feel for her.
mistyeyes 0
creepy.
tstevenson 0
nice!! get the GILF!!!
sky22_fml 7
It's the thought that counts lol
NYBellz 0
you can now draw on her face lol
clacombe 1
wow! the only people I know who gave glamor shot were people who wanted it or were making fun of someone! good luck with that!