Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Old dog, new tricks
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
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Ruff_fml 3
She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?
CRrawsum 7
Atleast she got you something...
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camartinez23 0
only in texas
Bananaa122 0
HAHA. that's so funyyyyy !
suprmidgt 0
bitches are crazy...
iSpasticFantasti 14
Reminds me of my sister birthday in a way. She woke up to a card sitting on her bedside table from dad, inside is a picture of him smiling and it said, "I thought I'd go all out this year and be really nice by giving you a picture of me". Luckily, she read the, "PS: Check under your pillow", and found a brand new iPod touch before she spazzed out.
alex6946 10
aww, in a way that was cute of your dad :)
bdub594 2
give her one of you on birthday/Christmas. which ever comes first. thats hilarious. it's not an FML. YDI For posting it on this site.
ahkit 0
hahaha thats epic
danz123 7
Use it as a 'debonifier' yes I just made up that word. Whenever you have a boner that is, shall we say, inconvenient in the context you're in, you can use the picture to make yourself as soft as jello. You're welcome.
justbigbs 6
Is she hot??? , make her a facebook profile or a new one if she has one already and check off single and available.
TOOOBSOCK 0
wanker (:
imnotahipster 0
lol gross