Rabzouz
France
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Kellz
United States
Do not feed the workers
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Teylot
Canada
Ouch
Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Threat level: Baked
Today, I opened a bag of flour a little too enthusiastically and it blew up. The resulting cloud of flour set off my smoke alarm. My neighbors then came knocking, wondering if the building was on fire, while I stood there looking like I'd been pranked by a baker. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Anonymous
Germany
The Blob
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
definately can relate... 3 days after getting my new laptop i spilled fruit juice on the keyboard and now when you turn it on it smells like blueberries.
Mancake 0
this is definitely the worse fml story on here. the end
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Comments (57)
vampemu 16
stories like this are so the entire purpose of FML :)
Nacirema20 0
aww... that sux. FYL.
Avenging_Angel 0
That's why you don't eat near your computer, dumb ass EARLY FML'S SUCKED >.<
Rach_star 0
Man up! Bitch
lyfesukz 0
mmmmmm rice krispies! SNAP CRACKLE POP!
OmnomnomAPPLE 0
Shake it off.
DecayDance_fml 0
take the keys off, or have someone do it for you if you think you'll break them. shake the ceral out. tadaaa!
zapk222 0
oh snap, crackle and pop!!!:)
2gether4ever 0
that's so cool! that's not an FML!
michael32123 0
in soviet Russia, keyboard crackles y.. wait no. ummm crackle cereals you... wait no... ah **** I failed