Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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BritishHobo 0
SHIT.
wickeddrummajor 0
poor puppy
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Comments (194)
DirtyDiana_fml 0
How many dead puppies does it take to paint a house red? It depends on how hard you throw them. Bwahaha.
TheLetterZero 7
And somewhere else in the vast world, Kaiba smiled. (Kudos to those who get the reference.)
isantorin 0
I GOT IT :D
Card_Games 0
It's over 9000!!!! (dead puppies)
brianjman14 23
awww that poor puppy
heffinator 0
Dead puppies aren't much fun...
poxh08 0
OMG! What on earth did you do to get a dead puppy at your door step? That must have sucked so much. :/
michaelcarell 0
that's horrible. poor puppy
danielw 0
that's horrible! Poor dog...
Amkii 0
Why would your girlfriend slaughter a puppy for you and think it would cheer you up? Usually that has the opposite effect on people. She must be really dumb.
jayjay777 0
Your girlfriend's and idiot. Last time I checked, puppies don't last very long without food or water. She should have called you and told you to open your door. Don't dumb her over this, but you should make sure she realizes her stupidity.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Your girlfriend is the biggest moron ever. First of all, you NEVER give people pets as presents, especially not surprises, especially not something like a dog, which requires a LOT of responsibility. Also, if you keep the basket covered, it's going to suffocate. You at least need to have a mesh blanket that has little holes so it can breathe, or have it pulled back a bit at the sides so it can stick its nose out. What a moron. But if this is fake, you have a sick, sick mind.