Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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BritishHobo 0
SHIT.
wickeddrummajor 0
poor puppy
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dubiedue 8
I feel worse for the bunny....at least the poor puppy died of nautral causes....the rabbit was burnt to death! How horrible! Still very sad though, poor little thing, and poor you for having to find it! Im sure she did it with good intentions though
lem0n_fml 0
Maybe the OP is into **********/necrophilia. :/ Gross, I know. But it's a possibility.
WakingTheFallen 2
If he was into that sorta stuff, wouldn't he have put it on MyLifeIsG instead of FML?
lem0n_fml 0
True. But maybe the point is that his life is so bad that not even necrophiliac ********** will cheer him up.
lets_be_ian 5
boy have I been there. and know the feeling.
skyeyez9 25
#58. my husband (boyfriend at the time) bought me an australian cattle dog puppy as a gift. that was 9 years ago and my dog is still alive and well. Dogs as a gift if given to responsible people can make a great gift..... but only if they have been wanting a dog.
n0lovesongs 0
ACD's are the best dogs in the world. : )
AnonyMiss3 0
am I the only one who doesn't belive this guy?
UglyMannequin 0
Fake.
Calaura9 0
Depending on how hot it is in Texas these days, it could have been heat stroke. This is so sad.
TotallyAwesome 0
Nothing cheers me up like a dead puppy!
comawhitexox 0
its* no apostrophe!
lem0n_fml 0
Who the hell are you correcting?
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU_ 0
Hope this cheers you up, here's a dead puppy! >_>
Scotticus117 11
ok so i check the facts, the OP lives in texas, the puppy obviously died of heat stroke, your girlfriend should've came to your door when you were home or if she has a key maybe to your house left it there. but obviously she failed to do that and the dog died, your girlfriend is an idiot.