Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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BritishHobo 0
SHIT.
wickeddrummajor 0
poor puppy
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Comments (194)
Zoa_fml 0
what was the basket covered with plastic? and did it cheer you up?
DancerChic31 0
FYL for having a dumbass of a girlfriend. please for the love of god let this be fake!
la_lovurr 0
this is fckn depressing as hell dude :/
youEQUALtosser 0
Did they poke holes in its back? :D
RubixMonkey 0
the puppy or the box? Maybe both.
dramatic11 0
I would dump her if I were you. A lot of people make mistakes and buy puppies wayyy too early. It probably wasn't ready to be weaned yet. She might of bought it from a puppy mill at some point too. That would piss me off, accident or not, she obviously did not have much knowledge about animals.
bigcrazymike 6
A live puppy would have hopped out of the basket. Pretty sure you're gf is a sicko, OP. FYL
Alice_Cullen7 0
OMG POOR DOG! I FEEL SOOO BAD! FOR THE DOG. AWWWWW. Did your gf kill the dog? cause the dog would've jumped out i think your gf killed it! Dump her she has problems!
ShenziSixaxis 0
...what the ****? Call the police.
Hich17 0
Follow-up: I'm an idiot. It's a stuffed animal.
wannabangyo 0
im guessing the gfs not evil... shes just an idiot that forgot to put airholes in the box