Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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BritishHobo 0
SHIT.
wickeddrummajor 0
poor puppy
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Comments (194)
NBeaverhausen 0
This a fake - if the puppy was dead, the eyes would be open not closed. My vet told me when dogs die, their eyes remain open.
kiers10 0
plutosaplanet, that was great hahaha
mina_8 0
What if it died while it was asleep?
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Your vet is a moron.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
one of the reasons why i always deliver live things in person.
beaniebabe 0
awww that's sooo soooo sad!!!
LiberianGirl_fml 0
OH MY GOD! your girlfriend is a ******* horrible person!!! She killed a puppy! I hope you dumped her ass, who cares if it was an accident shes an idiot you dont wrap a puppy up and cut off its oxygen supply!!! >:(
heartbreaking101 0
OMGGG!!!!! even if she meant well she could stillbe done for animal cruetly charges......... thats terrible!!
epicFAIL7 0
oh dude. that's ****** up. it depresses me just to read it. if she intentionally killed the poor baby, she should go rot in hell.
tubesocks_ 0
Why does everyone seem to think she killed the puppy? She probably meant well and bought him a LIVING puppy and left it as a surprise on his porch. It could've been sickly and she didn't realize it. It's not that uncommon. Especially if she bought it from a pet store.
mina_8 0
:( She had good intentions, but obviously did not think this through... Everyone saying she should have rang the doorbell or something, maybe she did and OP couldn't hear it? Either way I still really don't think it was a good idea to just leave it there. :/
MacintoshDima 0
Either she had good intentions OR she's psycho.
riplikethat 0
So she left you free lunch, big deal. If you don't like it, send it back or pay her back.