natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
badadvise
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Guadalajara, Mexico
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Anonymous
Chatswood, Australia
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Markeesha
Eaton, United States
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
badass
United States
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
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Comments (108)
lesbionist 10
Oh the irony
Goblin182 27
Isn't divorce marriage a contradiction in terms?
jrock9093 18
Your a great hypocrite
worldclassrager 41
Well that might be a little odd...but you could maybe now give points of what makes it end...
Goumbush 4
Time to pick a new profession. Raise people like yourself who can't even keep their own marriage made my parents get divorced
WoldowJR 25
I guess you might want to take back all the advice you gave your clients. Probably won't end well for them, either.
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Marriage counseling" doesn't mean you have to save every marriage, at all costs. Sometimes the best strategy is to fold and get up from the table. FYL, and I hope your next partner is better for you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Was it because you had...Temptation? Are these your Confessions of a Marriage Counselor? No? Okay, moving on...
fallatah 4
Q.U.I.T
Gangsterrface 10
Are you sure you should be a marriage counselor now?