Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
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Comments (108)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
The shoemaker's children always go barefoot
JordynnLOL 11
The irony is strong with this one.
KingreX32 21
the irony.
ja2006 9
Fat nutritionist.
grashopper8 7
You're not a failure. You made the right decision and you will be healthier and happier for it.
SarMarJo 17
This tugged at my heart a little. OP, I've been fighting a divorce for almost 8 months. My soon-to-be-ex husband admitted to me recently that it's nothing I have done, he just wants a divorce. No other reason. We even started dating each other again, and I thought we were going to reconcile. 2 days after our last date, we had mediation. He went ahead and signed the papers. But he still says it's not me. So, I know how it feels. But you have to both want it. You can't try to work on it yourself. It's like swimming with your hand tied behind your back. I hope it gets easier.
WhiteCrimson 23
All things must come to an end some time or the another
rt156 16
You can now give some solid advice based on your experience
fertilegod 3
find new employment. obviously you couldn't save your own.
littlemonster29 7
Don't worry, op. Your job is about trying to make marriages work, not making people believe that staying in a marriage is always better than a divorce. People need to understand that no matter how hard you try to fix your marriage, sometimes divorce is the better option. As long as you try in the first place. That's what you're there for. I hope you're coping with this ok and that people aren't giving you a even harder time about it. All the best :)