Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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krsimir 0
Now she can tell you what not to do
MeowingKat2 5
Talk about irony!
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Comments (81)
krsimir 0
Now she can tell you what not to do
RussianFox 13
Sounds like she's the one that needs the counseling.
wittygirl 8
Hey hey hey each marriage is different, can assume since OP didn't bother elaborate. Sides your supposed to run background checks on people your gonna counsel with..
thiscrazything 1
She's teaching through experience, learn from her mistakes.....or just ask her incompetent ass for a refund, and find another counselor.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
Or...shes back on the market!
1PaulyD 9
The counselor don't need to practice what they preach...
LolFMLnot 10
Some people are good with helping others with their problems, but when it comes to themselves they don't know shit.
MeowingKat2 5
Talk about irony!
rattusrattus 19
Well, I guess she can tell you if it's gotten to the point where you should throw in the towel.
Michaelsgirl04 9
well..you know what they say...those who can't do, teach
LMA0 5
And those who can't teach, teach gym.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Awkward....
gabrielle01 0
Indeed you are
Enslaved 38
Worry about your marriage, not hers. If you can't gain knowledge from going to these sessions, then find someone that you can.
yahoowizard 16
Like 7 said, if you've gone through a few good meetings and legitimately liked her, then this shouldn't change anything
snator 0
Pie 3.14
linkinpark98 24
What has she been telling you? "And that's why you should just dump his ass. Works for me everytime!" Some marriage counselor. :S
micahsmommy 13
Apparently she thought the "do as I say not as I do" phrase would work on adults too. Time to find someone who is living what they're teaching.
ghostlilac 25
Not a good sign! Then again, she could be so focuse on improving others' relationships that she neglected her own
CryMoreFMLs 15
We are also completely forgetting the man. She may be getting a divorce because of domestic violence, or the man might be an excessive drinker/gambler. It's a shot in the dark, but a potential reason.
DiscoRanger 0
Very true.