Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
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Comments (108)
king195 4
so how was that drumstick?
caramelie 7
Wrong fml
middlenamefrank 8
Wouldn't you want a marriage counselor that's been through it all him/herself? Kind of like cops -- the very best cops are the ones that used to be criminals. They know all the tricks.
denene2007 1
Might be a lil bad for business :/
dirtydiana57 3
That's ironic. It's like being a speech therapist with a lisp.
vladimirnabokov 15
OP, I think that makes you better qualified. Now you're better equipped to at least attempt to help couples work out differences before it gets to that big divorce option because you have personal experience! Even so... not all differences can be worked out. Sometimes two people shouldn't be together. Accepting the inevitable and not worrying about it is the first step towards happiness :)
ifavela89 13
this happens more than you think
AshaaFerreira 22
Irony at its finest!
jaimefgr 6
You will still be good at your job. Just focus on "Don'ts" in a relationship.
bluetech 12
Some relationships are not fixable no matter what you do
Dusty_Busters 15
For some reason I didn't read this right like four times in a row. Sorry op!