natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
badadvise
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Guadalajara, Mexico
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Anonymous
Chatswood, Australia
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Markeesha
Eaton, United States
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
badass
United States
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
vanity113 9
Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!
Wizardo 34
Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.
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Comments (108)
UnluckyGenius 21
Find a new career.
cosicosei 22
I forsee a career change in the near future, no?
Ari1337 15
no.
cosicosei 22
I have slept on this, and I feel the need to opt for a new perspective... I think her career could actually benefit from it, now that she has the experience. It might not be so bad, she's gone through it all! However, I do find it weird for her not to have gone through marriage counselling herself, and if she had and it hadn't worked out, well how could she have faith in her own practice? Food for thought.
Raykyogrou03 12
You might not want to let your clients know that
lambda_fml 40
Whats wrong with that?
atrandom 11
OP gives advice on how to keep a marriage when he/she could not do that for themselves.
DarthVader77 9
Ironic. Consder becoming a divorce counselor: some people can benefit from not being married ;)
Enslaved 38
Now you can relate to your patients what it's like to be divorced and its downside. Maybe it'll help them fight harder for their marriage when they realize how difficult it could be?
carina_47 16
oh the irony - however maybe you'll be able to provide more experience and actually give some proper advice. many marriage counselors have never been in a close-to-divorce moment in their life and can hardly understand those whom they're trying to help.
AprylAnn 23
Strap on your seat belt, sounds like you're in for a crazy ride!
fsomelife 26
Escape isn't always a bad idea. I'd've gone to you...
hbake 13
First hand experience on what suggestions to not give out. Sorry OP, I hope it gets better.