Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Groped
United States
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Anonymous
United States
You tried
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
bridezilla
Canada
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
LLCK
Owatonna, United States
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
pam
France
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Anonymous
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
M.L.
United States
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
a hex upon your anus, sir
United Kingdom
Asshat
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Sucks to suck
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
Creepers gonna creep
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...
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onlychildFTW 34
Well he was just being polite to you back. You gave him your seat, so he offered you a seat too! Sure it may have had something poking you for a bit but it's either that or standing. Hahahahahahaha. But that is creepy. But lots of older guys seem to be creepy. I guess they think "I'm old, I don't care anymore! I'll flirt with the teens!!" Haha.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
That when u hit him with the Jenna marbles face >:s
godisnowhere41 5
JustinBieber??
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
"Bing Bang Boom! That's how babies are made."
KingCeltic77 18
He's still got it!
TheFamilyElf 17
That's the kind of old person I wanna be. Take every opportunity I can to make dirty jokes, then blame it on my age, all the while laughing inside at how uncomfortable everyone around me is. At least... I hope that's what he was doing.
BrysGirl27 14
Hahaha hmmmm....not awkward:)
shahroni1 3
its so nice off you that you offered him a seat.
mercymedical 6
Is that really something worth bitching about? Get ugly. You'll get hit on less.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ummm, yes. You being kind to someone and in return they (old man) offers you to sit on his lap like if you're his bitch is worthy to complain. The elderly expect the younger generations to respect them while they act like assholes just for the hell of it.
spacemanspiff78 7
He's still got some ink in the old pen, huh? Good for him.
Mental1942 6
If u walked away and he said "get yo fat ass back hear" run
ladyLALAA 29
Lol at Docbastard, come on Justin Beiber is above reading people's profiles for general information.