Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
Today, my wife and I were with friends when she said that men who like guns all have tiny penises. "Seriously, even smaller than me!" I added, and only realized what I'd said when the laughter started. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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etchsanity1 11
You pointed out your tiny penis to your girlfriend ... Who may have once been a dude... Ydi
lovepandorasaver 11
Well you single handedly ruined your relationship...
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Comments (112)
blackcherries 5
Oh this is silly! I don't know what you are like in bed but that's what counts little or big! And her hands well is it really a big deal? Is this what's going to affect your relationship? Just think about it. These aren't big problems! ;)
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Well her hands are kind of a big problem ;)
whatadaydanny 12
I love how all the comments are small penis advice. Brava.
mikepzz 27
why on earth would you say that.. maybe you should date a midget or something.. might help with your self esteem
ben827 10
You know what they say about small cocks right? You just have to push harder. Good news though: you don't have to worry about hurting her if you decide to go in. Bad news: you have to convince her that small cocks are actually better and won't hurt her as much. That is, if she can feel anything.
allplayedout 20
You guys are perfect for each other. You're both idiots.
lelandw7393 3
Or she has extremely small hands and you and even smaller dick ydi
ICastillo 25
Ya Op it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
joshcolon117 1
Man I'm strong as ****
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Get kinky... Use a blind fold :)
Slackness 10
FFS, Do people not realise 9/10ths is the foreplay... I can make my wife sexually satisfied without even using my ****, its all about the build up of sexual frustration and expectation. It's about knowing your partner and responding to their desires. It's all about the tease and the lust. If all that fails... just fist her!