Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Loose fit
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Strange metric
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0
how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?
kellanlvr 1
I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o
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Comments (159)
anonymous1604_fml 19
I'm not even sorry for you... It's your own fault
pheonixfire13 17
I have neck stretch marks