Today, I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium, the bottom completely detached, sending water, sand, sea shells and fish crap everywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
Today, while dropping files off at my boss's house, I tripped and fell into his fish tank. We both watched as a crack spread all the way across the glass and shattered, covering his carpet in fish and water. His only words to me were, "I'll see you at work tomorrow. Maybe." FML
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
And thus Atlantis was destroyed.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Your fish must be devastated.
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Comments (76)
JapanesyBreezy 0
Someone wanted to bring seaworld home...
VoteForTaco 8
Oh my god IT'S EVRYWERE :D
dumboears 8
*everywhere
beebananaz88 0
Fish massacre! ):
xrudeboyrock 29
Why would you pick it up if the bottom was leaking?!
cylus13 9
You never ever move a glass or ceramic containers that is leaking when it is still full of water. You found out why.
sjhill 32
fish and chips for tea?
bittersweet25 3
Hahaha oh man that sucks..well hopefully your fishes lived...lets hope you don't live in an apartment
evillittleme 5
Was I the only one that instantly thought of Deuce Bigalow?
cheefer 0
No someone wittier and faster than you. Disappear now
KK3137 31
What abput the fish??
KiddNYC1O 22
What a below average tank that is.