Always make sure he's at the top of the stairs when you start a conversation with him. Or carry around a stack of phone books, and drop them on the ground in front of him when he starts talking to you.
6'5" here. I'm cool with the comments but the thin that bugs me is when your relatives who haven't seen you in 5-6 years come up to you and do the whole "look how bog you've gotten!!".
GirlOnFire143 6
Or when people ask you how tall you are, knowing full well that you are extremely tall, and then pretending to act surprised when you say that you're 5'10.
^ I'm not entirely sure what went on right there... But his manager is probably feeling a little fiesty 'cause he's got the short end of the stick. It's just that he wishes he could be "looked up to", in a manner of speaking, like OP. Technically we should all feel bad for him, it's just very unshortunate that he is the way he is.
With wheels so he can move.... wait a second... that is an amazing idea. Don't any of you bastards try to steal my, obviously, million dollar idea. If you do I'll cut your face straight off your face.
42- They're called segways. Look online. You'll find them there, likely with a picture of a overweight man wearing a fanny pack, tacky hawiian shirt, visor, and massive 90's glasses riding one.
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AGhost5445 25
He has a short temper.
izawesome96 8
Stand farther away when u talk to him
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izawesome96 8
Stand farther away when u talk to him
Lindahhxd 7
Say you're flatter he looks up to you :)
honeybadgerr 9
Well then his boss will chew him out for yelling at him
LollipopDragon 4
Wear a tuxedo and a white morph suit while you're at it.
LollipopDragon 4
Okay even I have to agree my comment sucks.
decidedlyvague 11
Always make sure he's at the top of the stairs when you start a conversation with him. Or carry around a stack of phone books, and drop them on the ground in front of him when he starts talking to you.
winkydog4056 16
#51_they usually do...
SwagPuppet 3
I have heard all of these cheesy tall jokes before, I'm 6'8".
MormonPornstar 7
6'5" here. I'm cool with the comments but the thin that bugs me is when your relatives who haven't seen you in 5-6 years come up to you and do the whole "look how bog you've gotten!!".
GirlOnFire143 6
Or when people ask you how tall you are, knowing full well that you are extremely tall, and then pretending to act surprised when you say that you're 5'10.
Welshite 40
Start crawling around on your knees.
lilhellian 27
*Cue 80's **** music*
Waled 1
yes that maybe will help
AGhost5445 25
He has a short temper.
lilhellian 27
Gosh so insensitive to us. (/0A0)/ ~ _|_|_
realeah 4
^ I'm not entirely sure what went on right there... But his manager is probably feeling a little fiesty 'cause he's got the short end of the stick. It's just that he wishes he could be "looked up to", in a manner of speaking, like OP. Technically we should all feel bad for him, it's just very unshortunate that he is the way he is.
lilhellian 27
It was a sarcastic comment with a guy throwing a table.
laniparis 13
Don't think so little of him. I'm allowed to joke. I'm 5"0 / 153 cm tall (or short)
GirlOnFire143 6
Tall people have it pretty hard. I'm 14, a girl, and 5'10.
wellthatsukx 0
Just a little upset?
The_Thinker 18
14, a girl and 5'10? Try 14, a girl and a full 6'.
gmc_blossom 21
I'm 17, a girl, and 5'0. It's no fun, either.
ninjaqueen101 18
Maybe he should just ask you for a weather forecast.
annie_nk 23
That's when OP spits and says "It's raining".
Neonemerld 21
And that's when he gets fired, 61.
BluFlames 8
And that's when the fun is ruined, 66....
EvilLittleGirl 24
you must be fun at parties #66
DocBastard 40
Time to start walking around on your knees. Be careful, though - your boss may think you're offering something.
lilhellian 27
A free shoe shining?:O
dude1122332 9
A gift from Sam? BUT WHY?!
BulldogHoops 14
13- Are you a native English speaker?
Ajwc101 24
Are talking from experience here Doc?
psychotics101 9
Is it ironic that your comment has 69 likes??
GirlOnFire143 6
UM NO IT DOESNT.. IT HAZ 95 LIKES
GirlOnFire143 6
NUU IT HAS 100 LIKES!!! WOAH
frdmnky12 6
Now its 96
Wolvander88 19
Buy him a stool.
MrSassypants 34
With wheels so he can move.... wait a second... that is an amazing idea. Don't any of you bastards try to steal my, obviously, million dollar idea. If you do I'll cut your face straight off your face.
lilhellian 27
37 Noo>:C they have personal scooters. Acting like all high and snooty riding around hmph. (Where can I order one?)
realeah 4
42- They're called segways. Look online. You'll find them there, likely with a picture of a overweight man wearing a fanny pack, tacky hawiian shirt, visor, and massive 90's glasses riding one.
lilhellian 27
44 I was thinking more like the motorized wheel chairs. As far as segways I imagine more so old people then fat people.
TheOneTC 8
Tell him he should be looking up to you and your work ethic.
LexieWins 0
Sounds like your boss needs some confidence.
rintintin19 5
or some platform shoes..
lilhellian 27
Thank you 13 I couldn't remember the name when I was making my comment.
lilhellian 27
Get him stilts. Bosses love stilts.. No? Ok.
lilhellian 27
Yay thank you!:) *Goes frollicking*
lambda_fml 40
Well you didnt tell us how tall your boss is. He could be 7ft2 for what we know.
lilhellian 27
Yes, because 7ft2 is shorter then 6ft2.