Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
littlexlion 4
It's because you put your rape face on.
fireandice27 0
Haha who calls security for receiving seedy looks? Maybe it's better that it didn't go anywhere... she sounds slightly crazy. Like the sort of person who would overreact over every little detail, like obsessing over the 1ms time delay in you saying "no, of course those pants don't make you look fat!" It's all for the best....
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (37)
Triniddy 0
i think its dumb she called security.
uxoriouswidow 0
"Playing it cool" is a pointless idea that rarely works for either sex: for women because they don't need it, and for men for reasons like this.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
i highly doubt she called security this is so fake it ***** fake. seriously what the hell? its a proven fact that if a girl smiles at you she is interested in you. so unless you had a dick coming out of ur mouth when u grinned i dont see why she would have had to call security........?
noype 0
There are plenty of overly-paranoid women around, just look at what #43 said.
noype 0
There are plenty of overly-paranoid women around, just look at what #43 said.
fatlip1828 0
You're an idiot. That's all I have to say.
femmeixifatality 0
I want scientific evidence!
Voids 0
Wow, your face is literally that repulsive that you throw her a smile and she feels threatened enough to call security. FYL man, save up for some cosmetic surgery.
Bluewings 0
I don't think he's ugly, especially since the girl was looking at him. He was just nervous and couldn't act natural. Refer to QC comic 1399: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1399
austinisme247 0
no one would call security for someone smiling at them, unless your really creepy in which case ydi
roflmaonade 2
HAHAHA. over-thinking natural facial expression ftw
shadow455 2
its cause ur from queensland lol
LizSton 0
i once had a guy who does this creepy smile at me all the time...he is now my stalker...
Jamberty 0
Perhaps you gave an unconscious creepy signal, like touching yourself inappropriately while cackling at her. No one calls security just for receiving slightly creepy smiles, unless the girl is crazy.
corme_fml 0
Too many scared and paranoid sheeply females out there. You should have blown her a kiss once security left.