Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML
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Top comments
littlexlion 4
It's because you put your rape face on.
fireandice27 0
Haha who calls security for receiving seedy looks? Maybe it's better that it didn't go anywhere... she sounds slightly crazy. Like the sort of person who would overreact over every little detail, like obsessing over the 1ms time delay in you saying "no, of course those pants don't make you look fat!" It's all for the best....
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Comments (37)
kevinkevin13 0
you should learn PROPER EYE CONTACT! :P
zungg 5
"Darling. If you don't look at me, how you would know I was looking at you?" quoted from a film
kemar7856 0
your a mean one Mr Grinch
Norwegian_Wood 4
Way to be a creeper OP. xD You must be really creepy looking, if she called security. That, or she's just just had a traumatic experience and she's terrified of anything/anyone... Or she's just a scaredy-cat, lol.
AntX2 1
total win
Snake_Monkey 0
what is FTW. **** the what? fatty the woman? for the women?
lady_gagas_ho 0
for the win!
DynamicDave 11
@35: it means "for the win"
annelbayudan 0
got to be careful now a days
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, calling security might have been excessive, but a woman's got to watch her back in this friendly, hospitable world. Don't take it personally. You're probably not the reason we carry mace in our hands when we walk to our cars at night and take self defense classes, but we don't know that.
dvs01 0
That makes your life ******? You make no sense.
Krytical_fml 0
And when security comes, tell them that you grinned at her. I don't care if she had bad experiences, the world does not center around her and she needs serious medical help. She probably thinks she is so beautiful that everyone wants her. Screw her, the fact is that it is the exact opposite.